"...and are you taking any medications, Ma'am?"
"Yeh! Ah take PeanutButterBalls"
"Peanut Butter Balls?" asks the student medic, careful not to offend and sure he's missing something.
"Y'know. PeanutButterBalls. So I don't fall out and get all jiggy."
The student looks to the preceptor for guidance. She's turning red trying to restrain her paroxysms of laughter.
...Phenobarbitol. It's an anti-seizure medication.
I love EMS.